Monday, May 9, 2011

The Truth About Hippos

At work I see a lot of children's books come through with adorable hippos as the main character. What lies are we feeding future generations?!?!? Hippos are the most dangerous and vicious creatures on earth. There is a reason you don't see a hippo in a petting zoo. While they may be drawn "cute", they are murderers in disguise.

Once the lies of cuteness wear away and the marble comas pass, the true beast rises.
Hippos are the villains of the wilderness, as all creatures fear this beast, so should humans. Especially since they love our chewy, chewy meat covered bones.

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