Here is a 150% close up of the button: Here is a 1000% close up of the button:Interesting how that looks just like Staples' Easy Button. Remember the commercials; work getting crazy? Too much to do and not enough time? Too incompetent to change the ink cartridge in the copier? Just get an easy button and Staples will do it for you. What they actually do, is sell you overpriced office supplies and expect you to still put your newly purchased expensive ink in your still impossible to navigate copier. BUT what they didn't tell you, is that every time you push the button someone dies.
That's why you should always read the small print and asterisked stuff OR you might get conned into paying 4.99, thinking your getting office help, and really instigating widespread manslaughter in Monaco.
And consider what happens when the button seemingly does nothing to help you, how many times will you hit it in frustration only to end up with the blood of millions on your hands? Blood, which is a color not much different than the color of the easy button. Coincidence? I think not.
That's why you should always read the small print and asterisked stuff OR you might get conned into paying 4.99, thinking your getting office help, and really instigating widespread manslaughter in Monaco.
And consider what happens when the button seemingly does nothing to help you, how many times will you hit it in frustration only to end up with the blood of millions on your hands? Blood, which is a color not much different than the color of the easy button. Coincidence? I think not.
Lastly, if you still don't believe that this easy button is really a death button, why is it that Staples suggests body bags as a possible additional purchase for your cheap easy button?
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