Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Prequels, Sequels, Triquels & Series
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Happy Birthday Shakespeare!
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Fantasy Pick for April 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Vampires Bite
The vampire craze doesn't seem to be ending anytime soon. It seems to be spreading to cats, maybe those who have seen the movie twilight - idk. But consider this photo from the web as evidence:This would explain my own cat's recent desire to bite anything and everything. Even a poor defenseless book:The assault on my book leads me to believe that my own cat is more out for knowledge than blood, but she was unsuccessful since she only punctured the cover of this unsuspecting victim.
When exploring a character of a vampire, it's a tricky line to walk; keeping with vampire lore while creating a new vampire story, especially when vampire lore isn't always accepted as vampire fact. Can vampires go in sunlight? What truly kills a vampire? Are they soulless? Are they immortal? Do they have reflections? So many questions must be answered!?!?!?! I guess I'll have to ask my cat but only after she's bit enough books to learn English.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
50th Post and 1st Year Anniversary!
As a congratulatory post, I’ve made up a pop quiz to see how much readers have learned through the years. Enjoy!
1. True or False: Having explored dialogue on this site, this would be a good set of dialogue between two characters:
me: I got the best compliment yesterday. I checked out a lady's items quickly (my usual speed) and she said "I'd hate to see you with a gun."
Amanda: LOL
Amanda: That is so sad
me: That I'm the fastest draw in the west?
Amanda: That you think that's the "best compliment" :)
me: Oh
me: it is the best compliment when you're a cowboy
Amanda: LOL
me: on a steal horse I ride
me: I'm wanted
me: wanted...
Amanda: dead or alive
me: dead or alive
me: jinx
me: you owe me a coke
Amanda: it's a steel horse btw
me: I stolez it
Amanda: LOL
Answer: Trick Question – no one uses internet acronyms in everyday speech. So it’s neither true nor false, it’s non-existent.
2. True or false: You go back in time and kill yourself.
Answer: False, if you were to go back and kill yourself and you would find out that you did not kill yourself because if you kill yourself then there is no you in the future to come back to the past and kill yourself. It's like getting yourself into a pickle you can never defeat.
3. True or False: David Blaine is a magician.
Answer: False, David Blaine is a troll, or a hobo, or both.
4. True or False: Centaurs were once known as James A. Garfield haters.
Answer: True, it is widely known that centaurs did not agree with Garfield’s hawkish republican views nor did they agree with his “resignation” from military service during the Civil War to fill a seat in Congress. Seemingly a man who was all bark and no bite, it has been suggested that his actions enraged the centaurs so much that he was assassinated by a centaur.
Multiple Choice:
5. Which of these characters have NOT been a guest on this blog:
A. Kittencorn
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B. Shakespeare in Space
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Answer –Magenta hulk, he’s a freak and doesn’t deserve to be on the same site as these other character gems.
6. Which of these DOES NOT describe Jenny (the author of this blog)?
A. Samurai with the ability to time travel
B. Vampire with the ability to time travel
C. Zombie with the ability to time travel
D. Time Traveling Robot With Super Cool Disco Moves
Answer – D, in post My Writing Process pt 2 – Writing Time I explain that I’m human, not a time traveling robot with super cool disco moves as previously thought.
7. How many of these people are Nazis?
A. Adolf Hitler
B. Henry Ford
C. Michael Crichton
D. John Locke
Answer: Only Adolf Hitler is a proven Nazi, while Ford was a known Nazi sympathizer (special word for Nazi) and the other two I have my suspicions about…
8. Which of these creatures can be killed by being repetitively run over with an SUV?
A. Zombie
B. Raptor
C. Aliens
D. Kittencorns
Answer: Every answer but D. Kittencorns cannot be killed by SUVs because they are a figment of my imagination and do not live in the same realm as SUVs. I may be killed by an SUV but that doesn’t ensure the death of Kittencorn who will live on in infamy as the star of this blog and as the imaginary creature who killed me with an SUV.
9. When referring to this blog you can use which of these phrases:
A. Good Times
B. Old Times
C. New Times
D. Troo (pronounced ‘true’) Times
Answer: all of the above.
Short Answer Question:
10. Please leave a comment detailing your likes/dislikes/questions/comments/concerns about the blog.
Thank you for participating in the first Annual (maybe?) Fantasy Writers Unite Pop Quiz. It’s been a great year, and I’ve still got a lot of ideas left, so I’m definitely looking forward to year two!